Top Ten Zombie Movie Quotes

I’m a huge movie buff, and at least 20% of the nonsense that comes out of my mouth is quoted from a movie. I can’t help it: I have movie quote turrets. I also have a love for making lists of my top ten favorites, so I decided to create a list of the top ten quotes from zombie movies:

  1. “When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.”  Dawn of the Dead
  2. “You’ve got red on you.”  Shaun of the Dead
  3. “Juan of the Dead, we kill your loved ones.”  Juan of the Dead
  4. “We’re sitting here…like sitting ducks.”  Rise of the Zombies
  5. “In those moments where you’re not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets.”  Zombieland
  6. “You’re all going to die down here.”  Resident Evil
  7. “Now, I know you’re not supposed to have a hand gun until you’re twelve… but it can come in real handy.”  Fido
  8. “They’re coming to get you, Barbra.”  Night of the Living Dead
  9. “In the brain and not the chest. Head shots are the very best.”  Fido
  10. “He’s got an arm off!”  Shaun of the Dead

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Just for fun, I added zombies to some famous non-zombie movie quotes. See if you can guess which movies these are from:

  1. “I love the smell of zombies in the morning.”
  2. “A zombie once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
  3. “We’re gonna need a bigger zombie.”
  4. “You had me at ‘zombie.’”
  5. “Keep your friends close, but your zombies closer.”
  6. “Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty zombie.”
  7. “No wire zombies, ever!”
  8. “Nobody puts Zombie in a corner.”
  9. “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little zombie too.”
  10. “You better pray to the god of skinny zombies that this wind doesn’t pick up, ‘cause I’ll come over there and jam an oar up your ass!”

I threw that last one in there for fun (it’s one of my personal favorites). I know those were too easy, but in case you didn’t get all of them, here are the answers:

  1. Apocalypse Now (napalm)
  2. The Silence of the Lambs (census taker)
  3. Jaws (boat)
  4. Jerry Maguire (hello)
  5. The Godfather Part II (enemies)
  6. Planet of the Apes (ape)
  7. Mommie Dearest (hangers)
  8. Dirty Dancing (Baby)
  9. The Wizard of Oz (dog)
  10. Tommy Boy (punks)

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