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  • Dec. 1980 A.D., Juruti, Brazil

    Dec. 1980 A.D. Juruti, Brazil – This outpost, more then 300 miles downriver from Maricela, became the scene of several attacks five weeks later. Zombies rising from the water attacked fisherman in their boats or clambered ashore at several points along the bank. The result of these attacks- numbers, response, casulties-is still unknown. More

  • Why Pickups suck in the Zombie Apocalypse

    So the apocalypse is breaking out and you and your loved ones are getting ready to bug out. Of course you can’t carry your massive and overfilled backpack weighing almost your own body weight.. So you load everything in your pickup truck and get ready to head out. Well, let me tell you how that’s […] More

  • Motorcycles for transportation

    We all know Daryl driving around on his bad ass bike right? And for good reason! Motorcycles make great methods of transportation during a zombie apocalypse. First of all lets look at the different bikes and if some types should be avoided all together. Mopeds and scooters These are kind of pointless during a zombie […] More

  • 1253 A.D., Fiskurhofn, Greenland

    Following the great tradition of Nordic exploration, Gunnjborn Lundergaart, an Icelandic chieftain, established a colony at the mouth of an isolated fjord. There were reported to be 153 colonists in the party. Lundergaart sailed back to Iceland after one winter, presumably to procure supplies and additional colonists. After five years, Lundergaart returned to find the […] More

  • The Five Most Important Things to Remember in the Zombie Apocalypse

    I know you’ve probably read dozens of rules(hopefully including my own) on what to do in an apocalypse, but I wanted to take a second to discuss the five most important things to remember in the event that you find yourself attempting to survive in the harsh world of the zombie apocalypse. So then I’ll […] More

  • How not to be a damsel in distress

    I have spent much of my zombie debate time and career campaigning for girly girls and their place in the world after the zombie apocalypse. Tireless hours have been spent trying to explain the sheer amount of stealthy ninja like skills that you Martha Stewarts in training are bringing to the table!But damn it you […] More

  • 1996 A.D., The Line of Control, Srinagar, India

    This excerpt was taken from a post action report by Lieutenant Tagore of the Border Security Force: The subject approached at a slow stagger, as if ill or intoxicated. [Through binoculars] I could observe that he wore the full uniform of the Pakistan Rangers, odd since none were reported to be operating in this zone. […] More

  • Boats during the zombie apocalypse

    Personally boats are my go to vehicle in case of a zombie apocalypse (as soon as I can afford one), they can carry people plus supplies, and as a huge bonus, zombies can’t swim! Okay let’s go over the major pros and cons of boats and ships during a zombie apocalypse. Pro: Zombies can’t swim […] More

  • How to be Prepared for a Sudden Zombie Invasion

    You never know when the zombie apocalypse will begin. Maybe it won’t be during our lifetime, but it could be in a few years, or it might be tomorrow.  Because we have no way of knowing when the zombies will attack, it’s important to be ready at all times. Here are a few tips on […] More

  • 60,000 B.C., Katanda, Central Africa

    Recent archaeological expeditions discovered a cave that contained thirteen skulls on the banks of the Upper Semliki River, in Katanda, Central Africa. All had been crushed. Near them was a large pile of fossilized ash. Laboratory analysis determined the ash to be the remains of thirteen Homo sapiens. On the wall of the cave is […] More

  • When Zombies Attack at Sporting Events

    I love attending baseball games, hockey games, and the occasional football game (go Redskins!), and I’ve often wondered how I would fare if zombies attacked in a crowded stadium with thousands of drunk, rowdy fans. With baseball season upon us, I thought it would be important to share some tips on how to survive if […] More

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    How To Kill Yourself Without A Gun So That You Won’t Come Back As A Zombie

    Zombie-proof Suicide. Yea, we’re talking about it. So there you are, hunched over against a wooden fence in some smelly, dark alleyway….. or where ever. Your breathing heavy and hurting bad on account of the nice sized chunk of flesh your friendly neighborhood zombie was kind enough to rip from your arm. Or leg, neck, […] More

  • The Zombie Fighter Jango stick workout

    Good day preppers! You’ve all come a long way in preparing yourself for the impending apocalypse. You have food, water, shelter, guns, machete’s and what not. You might even do sports to keep yourself fit. But…. What is you run out of bullets? Or what if you encounter other people in hand to hand combat? […] More

  • Summer trouble, June 18, 1990

    I am four years old chunky, with a short natural curly hair cut, my ears are curve from the center of my earlobes. I wear a red long sleeve shirt, blue jeans always smiling.  My mama is wearing a long navy blue dress with tan high heel sandals, with braided tan straps gift wrap high […] More

  • Zombie Blood Is Highly Infectious

    Take a second to inspect your body. How many tiny cuts and scrapes or little rips on your cuticles did you find? I bet at least a few you didn’t realize were there. Now imagine your fighting for your life against a zombie or two and you manage to kill them. The blood gets everywhere. […] More

  • Scavenging

    Scavenging

    Scavenging is the act of searching abandoned areas for food, weaponsand ammunition, or other necessities. This is possibly the least hazardous of the three primary ways of gathering supplies, others being Raiding and Looting. Tools of Scavengers Although there are some items that survivors should carry on them at all times when outside their safe […] More

  • Coward or Hero

    “I can’t let them die. I can’t.”  A school resource officer is supposed to keep children safe. Officer Jose Jimenez was trained to stop a school shooter, not to deal with this. “C’mon think motherfucker! Think!” Luckily, he was only thinking, he knew enough not to voice his frustrations audibly. The children he managed to get to […] More

  • Anatomy of Deterioration

    You’re chilling in your apartment and the kids start shouting that the zombies are coming. You start to brainstorm ways to get out of this mess. You grab our weapons, you’ve listened to all of the articles, you’ve got your bug out bag ready. You have your rations carefully packed to make optimum room inside […] More

  • Common Mistakes in a Zombie Outbreak

    Common Mistakes in a Zombie Outbreak Here are many mistakes that a person can make when trying to survive through a zombie apocalypse. This article will cover some of the main mistakes that you don’t want to make during your first time in the zombie plagued wasteland. Combating Zombies Lighting Zombies on Fire Although it […] More

  • 1611 A.D., Edo, Japan

    The record here comes from a Dutch merchant, who was told this story by a missionary. Apparently, a samurai had wanted to convert and flee with the Europeans. The samurai had told the priest that he belonged to a secret cult, called the “Society of Life”, a secret organization that was founded, and ultimately reported […] More