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  • Scary Science

    “Scary Science” is a new segment here at Zombie Guide Magazine where we will explore the scientific accuracy of various zombie films and shows. We will rank the movies on a scale called the “Truthfulness”, where 1 means highly impossible to 8, which is extremely likely. Truthfulness: 3 For our first segment, I chose my […] More

  • Common Mistakes in a Zombie Outbreak

    Common Mistakes in a Zombie Outbreak Here are many mistakes that a person can make when trying to survive through a zombie apocalypse. This article will cover some of the main mistakes that you don’t want to make during your first time in the zombie plagued wasteland. Combating Zombies Lighting Zombies on Fire Although it […] More

  • Why Using a Sword in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Bad Idea

    Introduction Television and movies have a way of making bad ideas seem good. They have wonderfully safe and controlled environments from whence come magical action sequences that are very pretty to watch, yet bear little resemblance to actual combat. It would take several lifetimes to address all of the fallacies in movie and television as […] More

  • 5 Reasons why The United States of America would Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

    It’s about time, isn’t it? In our latest installment of why a country would survive the zombie apocalypse, it’s the United States of America! 1. Guns Okay let’s get started on reason number one, the USA has between 200 and 250 million guns in private hands. That doesn’t even include the military! They’ll just shoot […] More

  • Simplex Z, The Beginning

    The first outbreak of Legba Simplex Z was recorded in 2036. Scientist had thought that it was a new strand of leprosy, but when the patients started to gnaw on the nurses. They had to re-evaluate their diagnosis. Thousands of victims were lost to the Simplex Z virus, and by 2046 the world had went […] More

  • Zombies are coming! What not to wear?

    A bit of a short article today. We’re crazy busy at the moment, so we’ll keep it short and to the point! Watching The Walking Dead and other zombie related productions, I’ve noticed the outfits worn by the characters are less than ideal in most cases. Wearing a sleeveless shirt and hot pants might look good […] More

  • Maximize the potential of your crowbar

    As many of you know, it’s hard to find zombie movies or games without a crowbar in them. It’s one of the most accepted and used weapons in the entire horror/survival genre. But…. Are the people in these Hollywood productions using the crowbar the way they should? Because lets face it, if you would use […] More

  • 1947 A.D., Jarvie, British Columbia

    A series of articles in five separate newspapers recount the bloody events and individual heroism associated with this small Canadian hamlet. Little is known of the source of the outbreak. Historians suspect the carrier was Mathew Morgan, a local hunter who returned to town one night with a mysterious bite on his shoulder. By dawn […] More

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    A Little Something to Think About

    I recently was looking through google to find funny zombie jokes and despite my search for humor I ended up coming across this photo. It reads, “The population of the world is 6,894,594,844. Assuming that a zombie virus was airborne, waterborne, and spread through bites and scratches then only the few who were immune would […] More

  • 5 reasons why Finland will surive the zombie apocalypse

    Okay I’ll let you use Google to find this country on the map first… Good welcome back! A while ago we did an article on 5 reasons why Russia will survive the zombie apocalypse. So now it’s time for a new country. The fact that they’re neighbors is a complete coincidence btw. They have good […] More

  • 1583 A.D., Siberia

    A scouting party for the notorious Cossack Yermak, lost and starving to death, was rescued by a local Asiatic tribe. The scouts “repaid” the kindness by declaring themselves to be the de-facto rulers, at least until the reinforcements arrived. After gorging for several weeks on the villager’s stored food, the scout’s cleaned out their entire […] More

  • Koch’s Corner: A Guide to the Best in Low Tech, by Justin Koch

    Guns, guns, guns.  That’s what we all wanted when the dead started biting.  A Colt .45 sold for its weight in gold back then, bullets too. But we quickly learned that guns create more problems than they solve. Ammo is scare, shots are loud, and gunplay often let’s trouble know exactly where to find you. […] More

  • Working out: Do You Want to Survive or Get Laid?

    What is it that you’re doing when you go to the gym? Are you shooting for bigger biceps? How about a washboard stomach? Nothing wrong with that, depending on what you’re trying to accomplish. Are you trying to get people to drool over your hot bod when you go to the club this weekend? Keep […] More

  • Amputating Limbs Won’t Stop Infection

    When referring to becoming infected via wound, the main myth we come across is the amputation of limbs. The hypothesis behind this idea being, if you can detach the wounded limb in enough time, you can stop the flow of infected blood before it reaches the heart and induces death. One example of this idea […] More

  • Kyle’s Fiction Fridays

    Today we’re happy to announce a new project! About a week ago we got contacted by Mr. K.R. Bernard, who is a zombie fiction writer. Now I know that’s not a special profession these days, but Kyle had a series of short stories written that weren’t published yet. So starting soon, we’ll be posting parts […] More

  • How to live out of a backpack

    Forget everything you know about traveling with a backpack. Especially those countless camping scenes you see in “survival” movies. You know the one I mean, people sitting around a campfire, stuff spread everywhere and then it fades to black and they wake up. Yes that kind of bullshit.. So let’s start with the basics, I’ve already covered how […] More

  • The Transformation Stages

    The stages of zombie transformation are the same that occur in vampires, with two major differences: in zombies, the onset of symptoms and transformation occurs much faster and has no relation to the cycles of day and night. Stage One: Infection. Symptoms of zombie infection appear quickly: within one or two hours, the victim will […] More

  • Guest Post- Exchanging fluids

    Good morning all. Things have been a little crazy around here, the end of the basketball season, karate classes, and doctor’s appointments. So, again, I apologize for the delay. Today I’m going to talk today about protecting yourself from accidental exposure to the zombie virus. We’ve all seen the movies and TV shows where our […] More

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