JoannaPrototype
#LiteraryPsychopath, strange enthusiast, aspiring individual, author of A BLOODY ROAD TO NOWHERE AND TALES FROM THE APOCALYPSE, available on Amazon.
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in SurvivalDo’s and Dont’s
So what are the Zombie survival do’s and don”ts? What should you so and what not? We made a list of the most important ones for you to follow. Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of […] More
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What’s the Best George Romero Zombie Movie?
George Romero is well known as the godfather of the modern zombie genre. Over the years he brought us a series of zombie movies that not only created, but shaped the very genre we all love. Below is a list of the original “of the Dead” movie series. Vote up or down to rank which […] More
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in ScienceZombie Blood Is Highly Infectious
Take a second to inspect your body. How many tiny cuts and scrapes or little rips on your cuticles did you find? I bet at least a few you didn’t realize were there. Now imagine your fighting for your life against a zombie or two and you manage to kill them. The blood gets everywhere. […] More
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in ScienceAmputating Limbs Won’t Stop Infection
When referring to becoming infected via wound, the main myth we come across is the amputation of limbs. The hypothesis behind this idea being, if you can detach the wounded limb in enough time, you can stop the flow of infected blood before it reaches the heart and induces death. One example of this idea […] More
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in Survival50 Rules to Surviving the Apocalypse by Joanna Prototype
1. Nowhere is safe. 2. Guns are great, but bludgeons last longer. 3. Zombies can hear, smell, and see as well as the living. Keep that in mind. 4. A decapitated head can still bite you. 5. Waiting for loved ones to reanimate before finishing them only makes it harder and more dangerous. And it’s […] More
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in Entertainment, ScienceZombies in the Ancient World
The massive popularity of zombies in modern culture is no surprise, with the undead showing up in every form of media, these days it’s hard not to be at least a little interested. However, some of you may be surprised to find out that an interest or even belief in zombies and the undead goes […] More
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in SurvivalThe Universal Edibility Test
If your stuck with a short supply of food, a decent amount of time, and a surrounding of wild plant life, then The Universal Edibility Test will be useful. The test is used to determind whether or not a plant you are considering eating is actually edible. It’s a very simple test, the only down […] More
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in SurvivalA Little Something to Think About
I recently was looking through google to find funny zombie jokes and despite my search for humor I ended up coming across this photo. It reads, “The population of the world is 6,894,594,844. Assuming that a zombie virus was airborne, waterborne, and spread through bites and scratches then only the few who were immune would […] More
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A Goodbye to the Incomparable Stan Lee
I can begin this in no other way than to say, he will be greatly missed. Stan Lee wasn’t just a comic book creator, he wasn’t just a pop culture icon, he was a true legend. He was a magical and fantastical being who filled our world with so much joy and wonder. He showed […] More
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in ScienceHow To Kill Yourself Without A Gun So That You Won’t Come Back As A Zombie
Zombie-proof Suicide. Yea, we’re talking about it. So there you are, hunched over against a wooden fence in some smelly, dark alleyway….. or where ever. Your breathing heavy and hurting bad on account of the nice sized chunk of flesh your friendly neighborhood zombie was kind enough to rip from your arm. Or leg, neck, […] More
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in SurvivalThe Five Most Important Things to Remember in the Zombie Apocalypse
I know you’ve probably read dozens of rules(hopefully including my own) on what to do in an apocalypse, but I wanted to take a second to discuss the five most important things to remember in the event that you find yourself attempting to survive in the harsh world of the zombie apocalypse. So then I’ll […] More
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in SurvivalHomemade Water Filtration
Water is the most important basic need you have. Keeping yourself hydrated is important for so many reasons. It provides needed moisture to your organs and tissues, it regulates body temperature, carries nutrients and oxygen to cells. Water does much more for your body than simply quench your thirst. Your body needs as much water […] More
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