JoannaPrototype
#LiteraryPsychopath, strange enthusiast, aspiring individual, author of A BLOODY ROAD TO NOWHERE AND TALES FROM THE APOCALYPSE, available on Amazon.
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in SurvivalThe Usefulness of Rubbing Alcohol
One of the many things you should have in your survival pack is rubbing alcohol. It’s one of the most multifunctional items you’ll have in you bag. The applications of rubbing alcohol range from fairly obvious to complete unconsidered. In this article I’d like to go over a few of the many uses of rubbing […] More
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An Interview with Cedric Nye, Author of the Zombie Fighter Jango Series
Cedric Nye, a.k.a Jango Black, is a man of many talents. An author, a weapons expert, a survivalist, a self defense instructor, a motivational speaker, a philanthropist and maker of many very very cool things. His zombie apocalyptic book series is something quite different from the typical undead story. All three of his books are […] More
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in SurvivalThe Universal Edibility Test
If your stuck with a short supply of food, a decent amount of time, and a surrounding of wild plant life, then The Universal Edibility Test will be useful. The test is used to determind whether or not a plant you are considering eating is actually edible. It’s a very simple test, the only down […] More
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Undercover Sonic Karambit
This mean looking knife is the perfect little self defense weapon. The 5 3/8” stainless steel Undercover Sonic Karambit by United Cutlery is easily concealed in an injection molded ABS sheath. It can be worn on a belt, a side holster, or even stuck in a boot. As a self defense weapon, the Karambit is […] More
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in ScienceAmputating Limbs Won’t Stop Infection
When referring to becoming infected via wound, the main myth we come across is the amputation of limbs. The hypothesis behind this idea being, if you can detach the wounded limb in enough time, you can stop the flow of infected blood before it reaches the heart and induces death. One example of this idea […] More
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What’s the Best George Romero Zombie Movie?
George Romero is well known as the godfather of the modern zombie genre. Over the years he brought us a series of zombie movies that not only created, but shaped the very genre we all love. Below is a list of the original “of the Dead” movie series. Vote up or down to rank which […] More
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in SurvivalBasic Clothing and Protective Gear to Have in Your Survival Kit
Ok, fair enough, everyone wants to look cool while their slaughtering zombies. The fact is, you would not have the luxury of looking cool if you were busy trying to stay warm and guard against zombie bites and scratches. You’d need to dress appropriately for a number of possible situations. Not only can you never […] More
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in SurvivalZombies Won’t Keep Away Zombies
Once upon a time, there was no getting away from zombies. If they had you trapped, you were trapped. And you were dead. Now and days, it’s not like that anymore. Tricks can be used to disguise a living person from a hungry zombie. Such as we see on The Walking Dead, a survivor can […] More
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in Survival5 Good Places to Stop for a Rest
We all have been there. Two days without sleep, and starting to feel the effects. Head is getting dizzy, eyes are getting heavy. Starting to feel like the ground is made of mud. It’s not a good way to feel normally. It’s especially dangerous however, in a zombie apocalypse. You’ll likely be traveling long distances […] More
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in SurvivalDo’s and Dont’s
So what are the Zombie survival do’s and don”ts? What should you so and what not? We made a list of the most important ones for you to follow. Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of […] More
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in ScienceZombie Blood Is Highly Infectious
Take a second to inspect your body. How many tiny cuts and scrapes or little rips on your cuticles did you find? I bet at least a few you didn’t realize were there. Now imagine your fighting for your life against a zombie or two and you manage to kill them. The blood gets everywhere. […] More
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in Survival50 Rules to Surviving the Apocalypse by Joanna Prototype
1. Nowhere is safe. 2. Guns are great, but bludgeons last longer. 3. Zombies can hear, smell, and see as well as the living. Keep that in mind. 4. A decapitated head can still bite you. 5. Waiting for loved ones to reanimate before finishing them only makes it harder and more dangerous. And it’s […] More
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