JoannaPrototype
#LiteraryPsychopath, strange enthusiast, aspiring individual, author of A BLOODY ROAD TO NOWHERE AND TALES FROM THE APOCALYPSE, available on Amazon.
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in SurvivalA Little Something to Think About
I recently was looking through google to find funny zombie jokes and despite my search for humor I ended up coming across this photo. It reads, “The population of the world is 6,894,594,844. Assuming that a zombie virus was airborne, waterborne, and spread through bites and scratches then only the few who were immune would […] More
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in ScienceAmputating Limbs Won’t Stop Infection
When referring to becoming infected via wound, the main myth we come across is the amputation of limbs. The hypothesis behind this idea being, if you can detach the wounded limb in enough time, you can stop the flow of infected blood before it reaches the heart and induces death. One example of this idea […] More
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A Goodbye to the Incomparable Stan Lee
I can begin this in no other way than to say, he will be greatly missed. Stan Lee wasn’t just a comic book creator, he wasn’t just a pop culture icon, he was a true legend. He was a magical and fantastical being who filled our world with so much joy and wonder. He showed […] More
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What’s the Best George Romero Zombie Movie?
George Romero is well known as the godfather of the modern zombie genre. Over the years he brought us a series of zombie movies that not only created, but shaped the very genre we all love. Below is a list of the original “of the Dead” movie series. Vote up or down to rank which […] More
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in ScienceHow To Kill Yourself Without A Gun So That You Won’t Come Back As A Zombie
Zombie-proof Suicide. Yea, we’re talking about it. So there you are, hunched over against a wooden fence in some smelly, dark alleyway….. or where ever. Your breathing heavy and hurting bad on account of the nice sized chunk of flesh your friendly neighborhood zombie was kind enough to rip from your arm. Or leg, neck, […] More
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in SurvivalThe Five Most Important Things to Remember in the Zombie Apocalypse
I know you’ve probably read dozens of rules(hopefully including my own) on what to do in an apocalypse, but I wanted to take a second to discuss the five most important things to remember in the event that you find yourself attempting to survive in the harsh world of the zombie apocalypse. So then I’ll […] More
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in SurvivalHomemade Water Filtration
Water is the most important basic need you have. Keeping yourself hydrated is important for so many reasons. It provides needed moisture to your organs and tissues, it regulates body temperature, carries nutrients and oxygen to cells. Water does much more for your body than simply quench your thirst. Your body needs as much water […] More
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in SurvivalCommon Edible Plants
Say your stuck with no food and nowhere safe to scavenge. You’ve eaten your last meal bar and all the stores around you are overrun, raided, or there simply aren’t any of them. Now what do you do? I’ll tell you what, you start getting green. Having a basic knowledge of edible plant life, as […] More
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Undercover Sonic Karambit
This mean looking knife is the perfect little self defense weapon. The 5 3/8” stainless steel Undercover Sonic Karambit by United Cutlery is easily concealed in an injection molded ABS sheath. It can be worn on a belt, a side holster, or even stuck in a boot. As a self defense weapon, the Karambit is […] More
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M48 Hawk Tactical Tomahawk
In my opinion, the M48 Hawk Tactical Tomahawk is the perfect melee weapon. It’s definitely the favorite in my collection. It is as beautiful and multifunctional a piece of weaponry as I’ve ever seen. Good for everything including chopping wood, digging holes, getting through locked doors, clearing brush, breaking open hard-shelled fruit, and of course […] More
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in SurvivalNatural Bug Repellent
Using common plants to prevent and treat bug bites
So you’ve made it out alive! You’re surviving in the harsh, unforgiving world of the zombie apocalypse. Fighting zombies and raiders, and searching for supplies. Always hunting for a safe place to sleep. Oh yea, and getting eaten alive by the booming insect population. Think about it, there would be dead bodies, general carnage, and […] More
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in ScienceZombie Blood Is Highly Infectious
Take a second to inspect your body. How many tiny cuts and scrapes or little rips on your cuticles did you find? I bet at least a few you didn’t realize were there. Now imagine your fighting for your life against a zombie or two and you manage to kill them. The blood gets everywhere. […] More
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