#LiteraryPsychopath, strange enthusiast, aspiring individual, author of A BLOODY ROAD TO NOWHERE AND TALES FROM THE APOCALYPSE, available on Amazon.
So what are the Zombie survival do’s and don”ts? What should you so and what not? We made a list of the most important ones for you to follow. Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of […] More
The massive popularity of zombies in modern culture is no surprise, with the undead showing up in every form of media, these days it’s hard not to be at least a little interested. However, some of you may be surprised to find out that an interest or even belief in zombies and the undead goes […] More
When your putting together your survival kit, you will no doubt have all the obvious things. Food, water, a blanket, a compass, first aid kit, and so on. There are a few things you may not have thought to include. Here is a short list of useful things you may have overlooked while ensembling your […] More
1. Nowhere is safe. 2. Guns are great, but bludgeons last longer. 3. Zombies can hear, smell, and see as well as the living. Keep that in mind. 4. A decapitated head can still bite you. 5. Waiting for loved ones to reanimate before finishing them only makes it harder and more dangerous. And it’s […] More
Say your stuck with no food and nowhere safe to scavenge. You’ve eaten your last meal bar and all the stores around you are overrun, raided, or there simply aren’t any of them. Now what do you do? I’ll tell you what, you start getting green. Having a basic knowledge of edible plant life, as […] More
We all have been there. Two days without sleep, and starting to feel the effects. Head is getting dizzy, eyes are getting heavy. Starting to feel like the ground is made of mud. It’s not a good way to feel normally. It’s especially dangerous however, in a zombie apocalypse. You’ll likely be traveling long distances […] More
These are some random zombie poems I’ve written. Zombie Haiku Dead flesh rots away, Undead brain continues on. No hope for us now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flesh Eaters Rip, tear, scrap, scratch Bite, chew, growl, snap Blood, sweat, guts, brains Guns, knives, bats, chains Run, hide, kill, fight Morning, noon, evening, night Scavenge, hunt, food, supplies Raiders, […] More
Ok, fair enough, everyone wants to look cool while their slaughtering zombies. The fact is, you would not have the luxury of looking cool if you were busy trying to stay warm and guard against zombie bites and scratches. You’d need to dress appropriately for a number of possible situations. Not only can you never […] More
Over the years, zombie movies have evolved in many ways. The stories have become more complex, the characters more diverse, and of course the special effects much more gruesome and realistic. Fans have watched as the zombies we love have gone from mere pale, shadow eyed people to partially skeletal, decomposing creatures of pure gore […] More
So you’ve made it out alive! You’re surviving in the harsh, unforgiving world of the zombie apocalypse. Fighting zombies and raiders, and searching for supplies. Always hunting for a safe place to sleep. Oh yea, and getting eaten alive by the booming insect population. Think about it, there would be dead bodies, general carnage, and […] More
I know you’ve probably read dozens of rules(hopefully including my own) on what to do in an apocalypse, but I wanted to take a second to discuss the five most important things to remember in the event that you find yourself attempting to survive in the harsh world of the zombie apocalypse. So then I’ll […] More
Zombie-proof Suicide. Yea, we’re talking about it. So there you are, hunched over against a wooden fence in some smelly, dark alleyway….. or where ever. Your breathing heavy and hurting bad on account of the nice sized chunk of flesh your friendly neighborhood zombie was kind enough to rip from your arm. Or leg, neck, […] More
Take a second to inspect your body. How many tiny cuts and scrapes or little rips on your cuticles did you find? I bet at least a few you didn’t realize were there. Now imagine your fighting for your life against a zombie or two and you manage to kill them. The blood gets everywhere. […] More
One of the most important skills anyone can have if they hope to survive away from civilization, is building a fire. Many people may assume that they know how to build a fire already. Gather some fire wood, pour on some lighter fluid, and set it aflame. Well that is the easy way yes, but […] More
The shotgun shell burst through the back of the zombie’s half rotted skull, spilling it’s mutated brains all over the hot pavement. Before the zombie could hit the ground Alisha’s arm was already in full swing, bringing down her spiked bat onto the head of a second undead attacker. Thick, cold blood splattered over her. […] More
I know everyone loves their pets. I myself have two cats that I adore like children. One of which I’ve had since he was born, eight years ago. I couldn’t imagine how devastating it would be to have to abandon them. People have the ability to develop deep personal bonds with their animals. This makes […] More
Once upon a time, there was no getting away from zombies. If they had you trapped, you were trapped. And you were dead. Now and days, it’s not like that anymore. Tricks can be used to disguise a living person from a hungry zombie. Such as we see on The Walking Dead, a survivor can […] More
When referring to becoming infected via wound, the main myth we come across is the amputation of limbs. The hypothesis behind this idea being, if you can detach the wounded limb in enough time, you can stop the flow of infected blood before it reaches the heart and induces death. One example of this idea […] More
I understand that it’s hard to let the ones you love go. It’s difficult and sad to image life without them. You would do anything to keep them safe and happy. This feeling isn’t going to go away when the apocalypse comes. Quite the opposite, you will feel more responsible for and worried about losing […] More
When was the last time you ate something that you didn’t like just for nutritional value? Putting aside those of us that take vitamins and pills, it was probably when you were a child. Your mother or father cooked a particularly unappetizing meal and when you made a face, they gave you the old, “You […] More
One of the many things you should have in your survival pack is rubbing alcohol. It’s one of the most multifunctional items you’ll have in you bag. The applications of rubbing alcohol range from fairly obvious to complete unconsidered. In this article I’d like to go over a few of the many uses of rubbing […] More
