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    Zombietopia: A Short Story

    Year: 2055 I never thought the zombie apocalypse would actually make the world a better place. Zombies were supposed to be flesh-eating corpses wreaking havoc on the planet. It turns out Romero had it all wrong. Two years ago, people started changing into zombies without showing any signs of infection. It took the government way too long to […]

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    Zombie Brains: A Short Story

    When I was still alive, I was kind of an asshole. Truth be told, I never really cared about anyone but myself. I refused to pay attention to others, only interacting with people when I needed something. Women were all the same to me. The hotter the better; and I wasn’t the type of guy […]

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    Till Death Do Us Part

    While Molli slept soundly next to the man of her dreams, the streets outside her one-bedroom apartment were swarming with the undead. Molli and her bedmate were oblivious to the zombie infestation taking place right outside the window. They had stumbled home in the middle of the night, unknowingly being stalked by the undead. Young […]

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    The Beauty of Zombies

    Venus Justus was an ugly duckling throughout grade school, but she didn’t turn into a swan. No, she grew up to become something much more valuable: a duck that didn’t give a shit. Ironically, Venus’ parents named her after the goddess of beauty, but with her beak nose, weak chin, and mousy hair, Venus was anything but […]

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    The Ballad of the Zombie Pug

    My owner tried to eat me. He weighs four-hundred pounds, you see. At first, I just thought he was hungry, but it turned out he was a zombie. My owner was trapped by his own weight, stuck in his reclining chair. Thank heavens he couldn’t reach me, much to his despair. It took me quite […]

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    Zombie Prepping for Parents

    My five-month-old daughter woke me up way too early this morning, and seeing her smiling face reminded me of how grateful I am that zombies don’t exist (yet). Sure, they’re fun to write about, but a real zombie apocalypse would make parenthood exponentially harder. Parents of young children suffer from lack of sleep as it […]