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    When Zombies Attack at Sporting Events

    I love attending baseball games, hockey games, and the occasional football game (go Redskins!), and I’ve often wondered how I would fare if zombies attacked in a crowded stadium with thousands of drunk, rowdy fans. With baseball season upon us, I thought it would be important to share some tips on how to survive if […]

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    What to do if You’re Bitten by a Zombie

    When you think about the impending zombie apocalypse, one of the most important questions to ask yourself is, “What will I do if I get bitten?” The first thing that comes to mind is a quote from one of my favorite childhood movies, Mom and Dad Save the World: “Shoot yourself in the head…nowwwww!” It’s funnier […]

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    Useful Professions for the Zombie Apocalypse

    Last week I packed up all my belongings and moved across the country, and I’m starting my brand new job tomorrow. Changing careers made me consider whether or not my job as a docket clerk would benefit me during the zombie apocalypse. The answer is a big fat NO! So I was trying to think […]

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    How to be Prepared for a Sudden Zombie Invasion

    You never know when the zombie apocalypse will begin. Maybe it won’t be during our lifetime, but it could be in a few years, or it might be tomorrow.  Because we have no way of knowing when the zombies will attack, it’s important to be ready at all times. Here are a few tips on […]

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    Proper Etiquette for Looting a Store

    Everyone knows that once the zombies invade, all hell will break loose, and there will be no more laws. All stores will be fair game, and people will just take whatever they want. A Costco just opened up about a mile away from my house, and my first thought was, “Yup, that’s the first place […]