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    Working out: Do You Want to Survive or Get Laid?

    What is it that you’re doing when you go to the gym? Are you shooting for bigger biceps? How about a washboard stomach? Nothing wrong with that, depending on what you’re trying to accomplish. Are you trying to get people to drool over your hot bod when you go to the club this weekend? Keep […] More

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    Silencers: Not That Silent

    Growing up in Ireland and New York, where there are some of the most restrictive gun ownership laws in all of Europe and the United States respectively, put me very much behind the eight-ball when it comes to firearms. I’ve spent the last few years playing catch-up. I own a few guns, know enough to […] More

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    Survival Tips: Using the Foreclosure Crisis to Your Advantage

    I live in Florida and have hurricane shutters for all of my windows and the back slider. Besides hundred-mile-an-hour winds and the debris that often accompanies them, I think they’ll do a good job of keeping out the zombies when the time comes. There are a few problems, though. They’re the panel type that lock […] More

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    Beer in the Apocalypse

    Thanks to social media, I now know that every day in a calendar year is some obscure holiday. Today happens to be International Beer Day, which I think is one of the cooler ones. Sure beats the hell out of Rice Pudding Day, which is Sunday. So, in honor of International Beer Day, I thought […] More

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    Fire and Zombies

    No, this isn’t another song parody post for those who thought I was rewriting Fire and Rain by James Taylor. I wanted to talk about fire as a means of defense against zombies. It seems to me that it is badly underutilized in literature and movies. There are varying opinions as to whether or not […] More

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    Zombie Cruise (A Short Story)

    Poor Brenda Lawson. She’s just trying to have a good time on her cruise, do a little partying, and forget her problems. After a night of drinking and dancing, we find her trying to sleep it off when a little girl shows up in her room looking for someone to help her mother, who is […] More

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    Why Zombies Will Be Slow *GRAPHIC IMAGES*

    My dozens of adoring fans will be happy to know I am working on my third novel. It’s a vampire romance that centers around a young woman’s struggle to maintain her humanity while being courted by a powerful, centuries-old vampire that is gothically handsome and very emo. No, I’m just kidding. It’s another zombie book. […] More

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    Jimmy’s Apocalypse

    Jimmy wondered how smug they would be now. He would have loved to run into any or all of them just to see the looks on their faces. He wouldn’t even say, “I told you so,” or anything like that. He wouldn’t have to. He would just look at them and smile, and they would […] More