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    Get Out of Town

    A major city is the absolute worst place to be in the event of a zombie uprising. The population density alone spells trouble, so the farther you can get away from civilization, the better. At the very first sign of trouble, you need to get right the hell out of there. In fact, everybody does. […] More

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    Start a trading post

    Hold on, before you get all mad here, I think this idea really has something to it! What do almost all great survival games have in common? They offer trading posts for survivors! So why not start your own when the apocalypse starts? Get it fortified and stock up on stuff worth trading. The first […] More

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    Zombies – Exterminate or Rehabilitate?

    Yesterday one of our fans, Samantha Hawkins @sammih_77, was asked what kind of article she would like to read about. So being all about our fans, we started scribbling right away! First we have to determine what kind of zombies we’re dealing with. Some zombies might never be able to rehabilitate. For example the kind of […] More

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    Weapons in every day places

    Now I know most of you have some stuff around the house you can turn into a weapon…. But, you will probably be somewhere else than at home when the apocalypse begins. Therefore, you will need to improvise a weapon until you get home to your stash. For these examples, I’ll rule out the preppers […] More

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    3 hygiene products you will need

    Just a few items people forget to put in their bug-out bags all the time. I mean everyone remembers to pack ammo, some clothing and a bunch of ultra tacticool survival items. But you might completely overlook the basic human needs when preparing to fight zombies like a bad-ass. Nail clipper Around 80% of all […] More

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    How to live out of a backpack

    Forget everything you know about traveling with a backpack. Especially those countless camping scenes you see in “survival” movies. You know the one I mean, people sitting around a campfire, stuff spread everywhere and then it fades to black and they wake up. Yes that kind of bullshit.. So let’s start with the basics, I’ve already covered how […] More

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    Learn how to climb

    Seriously, learn how to climb any object you may come across. Since zombies can’t climb, places up high will be your best hiding spots. Especially if you plan on traveling, but settling in a high place is also a good idea. Now if zombies can climb? Well if they have that much brain activity going […] More

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    Obesity, a death sentence

    Obesity, a death sentence. Ahhh, good day all! So, obesity huh? What does that have to do with zombies? Well, a lot! In this article I’ll explain to you why it sucks to be fucking fat when the zombie apocalypse hits us. Ready? Cardio. For starters, you have to be able to run when being […] More

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    Why you should pick-pocket zombies

    Kill them for good first though, otherwise you might be putting yourself in additional risk. So why would you pickpocket zombies? Useful items of course! All of these zombies were people and at some point they probably tried to survive the zombie apocalypse. Meaning they will have relied on items to defend themselves, or maybe […] More

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    5 reasons why Australia will survive the zombie apocalypse

    After Israel, Russia and Finland, it’s now Australia’s turn to survive the zombie apocalypse! And remember, these lists are fun and a little satirical… So if you don’t like the country we’re discussing, don’t get all anal about it. Just e-mail us your suggestion for a country instead! So enough jibber jabbering, let’s begin. Vast open wilderness – When […] More

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